Bigfoot would probably fit right in and wouldn’t be harassed by Portland locals. Nobody would question why there’s a smelly bigfoot cyclops riding his bicycle in the Willamette river in search of salmon. Portland has long been known as a hub of American DIY youth culture. From the late 1980s through today, Portland has been a center for the punk, hardcore, and anarchist movements and their associated subgenres. Portland is also the home city of The World's Oldest Teenage Drag Queen Pageant. If a Sasquatch, known to inhabit the forests of the Pacific Northwest, did come out of hiding to live among us, Portland would be the perfect place, and nobody would even think about stealing his bicycle.
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